How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.