What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!