What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

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