Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Trail Tear Jokes More Trail Tear Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.