Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Trail Tear Jokes More Trail Tear Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.