Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Good Vision Jokes More Good Vision Jokes

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad