Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.