Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Waswa Jokes More Waswa Jokes

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.