Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Waswa Jokes More Waswa Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.