Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches