Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.