Buds before suds, bro.
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They're buds
Budweiser the King of Beers !
Bud.
Mariguana.
A labracadabrador
High definition
HIGH-SIS
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Free Ballin - Foo Fighters
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Curses, foiled again!"
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.