Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why are pirates, pirates ?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers