What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.