What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.