What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!