Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.