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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.