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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.