What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!