What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir