Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."