Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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He gets her Dawn.

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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Elixir

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Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.