Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.