Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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And when did my wife start smoking

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.