Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Camouflage Training Jokes More Camouflage Training Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.