Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.