When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
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A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
It's finger licking good.
Because he came second.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Quackamole
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
A watch dog !
Mourning
The noise gave her a headache.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
The 4/10 cookie
They wash themselves.
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Because chicken came to his side.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
