What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.