Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!