Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!