Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

Eighty Year Jokes More Eighty Year Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

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Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.