Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
An American full of himself.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Putin end to my life.
About eighty years
Six weeks old !
Paddy o' Furniture
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
It's days were numbered!
Haram bea
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
With your clothes off
Cancer
It's a week day.
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!