Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.