Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Endow Jokes More Endow Jokes

What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed?

A Hung-Ariyan.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.