Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.