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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

End Jokes More End Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !