Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See