By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
To switch sides
His lips are moving.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
he kept coffin
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
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I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
The ones with the golden proportions!
Philately will get you no where.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
She was feelin' the Bern!
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Because it scares the dog.
Americas already got two running for president.
