By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Because business was very light.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
Nothing, horses can not speak.
He foamed at the mouth.
her miscarriage
Symmetree.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Marry her.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Deceased
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
They look in the obituary
asking for a friend
