You hit rock bottom!
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Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
It isn't known, never tried.
Marshall arts.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Skip to my loo.
About 3 IQ points
Triggernometry
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
