Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Statistic Jokes More Statistic Jokes

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"