Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.