Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.