About 5 inches.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Just three inches.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
No connection
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
What Men Know About Women
Two, but they have to be very small.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
It had a sandy bottom.
Porridge.
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
my pen is
About three inches.
Because it will go right over his head
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
