United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

45th Jokes More 45th Jokes

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.