United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!