Morning wood.
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Because the woodpecker.
A bonne heure.
Mourning wood
Mine is morning.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Mourning wood.
You get mourning wood
He gets stumped.
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
He drowned them in the morning.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
He lost his patience
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
With a woodpecker
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
