Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!