Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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A gf gif gift grift

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.