What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor?

PTEWIE!

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.