How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.