Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.