Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.