He had no guts!
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A: With a pumpkin patch.
To say hello from the other side.
A Wienerschnitzel.
Straight jack it.
Because there are no windows!
One of them is a swift tailor.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
Pair-o-Medics
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
A: With a monkeywrench.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
With a pumpkin patch!
They both have empty heads.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
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