Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
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A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
Because Peter denied him three times.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
There is correction fluid on screen.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Because they don't like Turkey
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
It staged a coup
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
