Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

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