Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....