Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired