Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!