Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.