Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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A lickalottapus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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a liquor cabinet.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!