Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !