Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !