What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.