World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Right Wing Jokes More Right Wing Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.