Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a horny lightbulb?

Illumi-naughty. )

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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