Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a horny lightbulb?

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.