Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.