What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty