What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'