Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex