Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.