Cuatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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On dos axes

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

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Because they always wish for the green card

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Because it can swim

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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A elevator can raise a kid

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko