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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Cuatro cinco

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