What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.