What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.