Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich