Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".