Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter