Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.