Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.