Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally